A Jimstan commission for @nour386. This is the first time in 3 years since I drew Jimmy.
I want to apologise to
- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown
- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world
- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music
- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever
- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.
- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.
- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much
- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.
- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.
like shooting fish in a barrel
This keeps coming across my dash and I remain baffled about what she was expecting. “Once they discover I’m a real human being spewing all this hateful and dangerous shit, and not just somebody spewing hateful and dangerous shit on a website, they’ll be EMBARRASSED.”
No, Becky, you don’t get a free pass because you’re a biped that consumes oxygen.
See, she expects them to act how conservatives act when they meet someone they’re bigoted towards and are expected to own their bigotry. But hating someone for being a hateful cruel piece of shit is the opposite of bigotry so of course they aren’t embarrassed!
I finally dug up the video, and it’s propaganda gold. Before she takes off the glasses, she’s like… baiting them into saying stuff. And she doesn’t even show all the reactions, just a few people going “WOAH”,
I was going to be all annoyed that you didn’t even link the video but it’s the first thing that popped up when I googled her name.
And wow yeah all of that was bland as fuck. Most of the shocked reactions were definitely because they couldn’t recognize her past those ridiculous glasses.
Conservatives want to be oppressed SO BADLY and even the meanest reaction was so gentle.
I was dying to see the girl who was like “You, know, I’ve rehearsed this in my head…” but noooo, we got “Whoah that’s trippy” and the one woman who didn’t so much back down as just reiterate her stance lightly more softly. (The pics are misleading, actually, but it’s not like she was embarrassed.)
And you’re right, I absolutely should have included the link.
Sums up their personalities pretty well.
Eddy: I can achieve anything
Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way
Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead.
Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them.
Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.
I honestly never thought I’d see a critical analysis of Ed, Edd, and Eddy
The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”
Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”
ship are you making a callout post for faeries
#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
This is the quality content I look for on my dash
